Sometimes Life doesn't even give you lemons.
Cheater Once we enjoyed paradise,Blissfully and hand in hand,but slowly your heart.... drifted away.Your love forgotten in a haze of sorrow.how could you do this to me?A dark cloud of betrayal as affections seep.A deep pool of lies follow pain, darkness.If guilt didn't get you first... I would kill you myself.
How? "Yay! I won!," exclaimed the...loser.
Heroin Free samples.Get high.Get addicted.
Japan after quake Blue skies.Horrible earthquake.Radioactive clouds.
Why am I retarded? "Uh oh," said the brain surgeon.
Huh? I wanna go to Haryana,and try out their best Sauna,And drink some beer to attain Nirvana,Then I'll go to GhanaAnd smoke Marijuana,With my Lovely Iguana.Then I'll go to the capital of Botswana,And watch a cow makeout with a llama,While my pig wears his Pyjama,to see a bear vote for Obama.*Boom.*I just got bombed by Osama,Nah,That was just Drama,Didn't you feel the trauma?